Fluffernutter
January 25, 2010
The Antichrist Has Bad Pants
October 13, 2009

Its like MC Hammer and Crocodile Dundee had illegitimate sex.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “demon spawn.”
Count Doucheula
August 19, 2009

Count Chocula’s spoiled preppy middle-aged nephew apparently prefers Starbucks to chocolate.
No Kidding
May 4, 2009

Outfits like this are only for small children – they are simply not okay once your age has two digits in it. At the very least, this woman is 7.2 times too old to wear this in public.
And the streak of fuschia-ish spiked hair amidst the grey pixie manages to make the whole thing even MORE absurd. And that is saying a lot.
50 going on 5
March 13, 2009

Next time, before you leave the house, please decide whether you are 5 or 50 years old.
And wtf ARE those? Argyle sock boots???
