Miami Booty Fail

February 4, 2010

Now yall can weigh in on this one, but my girl sent me this from Miami as a dookie booty fail, and I have to agree – What do you think?

While I am mad at pretty much everything about this outfit (Seersucker shorts in winter?  With lace?  And tights?  Black tights?  And a brown belt???), I still gotta give it to her.  Her urban camouflage skills are on point – Her torso blends almost seamlessly into the bathroom wall.  And that is a talent, right?

If you wear these, I may actually punch you.

LH Fail J

January 26, 2010

(Ladies Hate Fail J)

Fluffernutter

January 25, 2010

I’m not sure why, but that is the first word that pops into my head every time I see this.

I want to say dress your age, but frankly, I can’t think of any age that could make this fit okay.  It looks like a reanimated llama is attacking her shoulders.

Sad Booty

January 22, 2010

Wardrobe choices can do wonders for one’s figure.  For example, this man’s frowning pants successfully elongated his booty booty butt cheeks.  Though I have no idea why anyone would want to do that.

This week on “Dressing for Maximum Incongruity”

Splat

January 20, 2010

It’s like the anti-tacky version of PETA attacked her.

Why StopNReflect Exists

January 19, 2010

Yep.  The fact that anyone would EVER walk out the house looking like this just reaffirms this site’s existence.  Its almost impressive when every single piece of an “outfit” is awful in and of itself, and yet the combination is even worse.

First and foremost, I just want to apologize for the last couple of months.  My computer died, my phone was stolen, and I also have been working on two huge papers (70+ pages).   But that is all over now (well… not the papers lol).  I have missed you guys and your hilarious comments, and I am really excited to get started again.

So with that being said, happy new year (and new decade!) – let’s hope it is a more fashionable one!  But I will be catching the worst hot messes, just for you :)